Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
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