Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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