i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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