You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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