I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Randomize
