is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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