Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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