O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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