did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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