WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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