Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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