Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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