you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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