So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
We need to get me chipped asap
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
