I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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