Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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