she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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