Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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