He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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