doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
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