hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I don't deserve a penis
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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