there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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