I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
