yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
bring money and cleavage
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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