Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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