he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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