I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
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its like you know when i get waxed
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