Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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