**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
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