the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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