Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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