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say what?
wanna hang out?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Two words: nipple clamps
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