We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
Randomize