Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
it's like iHOP with fire
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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