Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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