I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Randomize
