Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
handjob tips. give me some.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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