Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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