Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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