I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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