im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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