The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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