did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm sobbing to NWA
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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