You're completely useless in the revolution.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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