Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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