1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
No subtext here. People are naked.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I will be naked everywhere
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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