More tranny stories later!
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Randomize
