just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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