ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I need moral support for this bender
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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