Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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