No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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