Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I need help removing her.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
You ruined the universe
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
