She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
The best revenge is premature balding
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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