i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
True strength comes from lack of pants
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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