Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Randomize
