Sorry, I don't speak sober.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
