I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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