Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Floor bacon is actually really good
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Randomize
