Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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