dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
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