He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize
