So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
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